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Debbie Downer Wedding Reception - SNL

My Funeral Speech

There are many things that people pray to & worship ,all powerful but their power is evil ,but it may not look evil . The only true way to God is through Jesus ,who came to Earth in human form died on a cross as the perfect sacrifice for all sin for all people of all time then HE came back to life 3 days later & HE ascended back up to Heaven ,but left HIS spirit ,the Holy Spirit with us to live inside of us &all we have to do is accept this &stop trying to save ourselves When the Holy Spirit lives within ,HE changes you from the inside out . Before Jesus came ,people had to make sacrifices for their own sins at the temple . Not anymore We are free of that now And One day when we are in Heaven ,we will be perfect For now ,we are imperfect humans struggling to make it through life & there is much evil and hurt in the world

My Investment

Buy mutual funds at about say 14% which should be about 4x the interest rate than your bank and is so much the safer investment. Then turn around & take your “said” profit for the year where you can invest in an umbrella insurance plan, where you can take tax free loans on the principle with no interest and still make a killing. Geico Insurance/ Singer Sewing machine /VirginMobile /Riddell sports /Everlast boxing /BodyGlove swimwear /Volkswagen/Joe’s Crab shack/eBay /Miller Lite/Right Guard/Axe Bodywash/Bud Light https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6B8035C77DF603FF

Kids 101

BE INVOLVED. Despite having a full schedule ,attend Parent-Teacher conferences & school events EAT TOGETHER. Sometimes when families do so about 5x a week…kids are less likely to engage in reckless behavior . DON’T CREATE ENTITLED KIDS. Make their own beds & for their own pet. Regular chores instill responsibility ASK FOR HELP. Don’t hesitate to call on ‘Mother to move to the house to help grandkids transitede MAKE SELF-CARE A PRIORITY. Take time to exercise or get a massage. Your good mood will be contagious .